Internet Shopping Enthusiast Gifts

'Attention all employees shopping online during office hours must stop immediately! You are here to make money!!'

"He was a mail order groom, I got the wrong size again!"

"I had to quit work so I can receive packages my wife keeps ordering!"

Mary had forgotten about her recent online shopping purchase!

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

Terms and conditions

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

Your basket: Gold. . .You may also like: Frankincense and Myrrh.

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"It looked different on the internet."

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

You Shouldn't Have

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

"Aren't you glad we stayed in? I had time to order us some more sweatpants."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'

'Enough EBAY already!'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

"I didn't hear the full story, but you came from either the stork or ebay."