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'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Internet.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Supply Chain

Customer Convention

Gerald Ratner's return

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Terms and conditions

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

Internet Shoplifting