Online Shopping Lover Gifts

'Buying ice cream off the internet seemed like a good idea at the time.'

"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"

Grim Reaper adds to cart

"Ah, sweatpants."

I know it's not good for the environment, but ordering online is just so convenient. Pollen.

"Don't tell me - you bought it on line."

Pizza delievery throught the internet

'That's the trouble ordering boots by mail - you always get the wrong size.'

'I bought her off eBay,dad. By the way, don't be surprised if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

"Me, I'm not allowed in china shops, so I buy all my china online..."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

How Amazon was invented

The Official Covid-19 Diet

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'I found him on the internet.'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Online Shopping.

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!