Online Shopping Fan Gifts

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

"No, no, the Queen in not in the counting house. She's at the computer selling stuff on e-Bay."

'You shop we drop.'

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

"I do like the necklace you suggested for mommy ... but check out this John Deere riding mower!"

"You like? Another on line item."

"Even though I enjoy the convenience of online shopping, I really miss being a difficult customer."

Internet, Interflora

Frankenstien getting body parts from eGhoul.com

'Mail order? You said all the toys were hand-made!'

Free E kittens.

"One of the many advantages of shopping online!"

"Our Instacart shopper says they're out and to order earlier if we want worms."

"Having to work from home was a god-send, I buy all my soul's online now."

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

"Say hello to our new employee. I just bought him on Ebay."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

How Amazon was invented

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

'I found him on the internet.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

'You'll be getting $5,000 worth of doggy treats this week. If your owner sees the charge on his credit card, you don't know me.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

Online Shopping.