Commerce Adventurer Mugs

The Salesman

Profit

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"How was work?"

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Myths and legends...

Creative Baby.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"What's your occupation?"

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Now hiring.

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

365 Lemonade Stand

"I guess I'll see you around Frank."

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

Self-employed.

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'You're hired. Go figure.'

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'