Enterprise Adventurer Mugs

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

Profit

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

The Salesman

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

What happens when the bears are running the market.

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Meet the new factory manager.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Whack, Out of Whack.

Office Park

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."