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'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

'I don't understand why you're so shocked, Mullen. After all, you were always encouraging the stockholders to take a more active role in running the company!'

Profit

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

The Salesman

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

What happens when the bears are running the market.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"What's your occupation?"

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Meet the new factory manager.

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

Office Park

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

365 Lemonade Stand

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"