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Self-employed.

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Profit

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The Rubber Ball Company

The Salesman

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"What's your occupation?"

"I love fast break business success."

Free Range Employees.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Office Park

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Would you like something you're under qualified for, or something you're overqualified for?"

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."