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'Globalisation' Men with globes for heads labled after the five continents

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Business Hierarchy: Research and Development, Manufacturing Division, and Advertising and Promotion.

A salesman father waves to his son at the maternity ward.

'Sir, it looks like 'Milton and Clayborn' are trying to lure away some of our people again.'

"I won't know the price until mom comes back from the market."

"He was my drinking buddy which is not a good basis for a partnership."

'I love it. It's a win-lose situation.'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

Intelligent dog.

Donald Trump

'You have to spend money to make money.'

'Can you come back tomorrow? He's doing his community service today.'

"We always look out for our stockholders!"

'It's good quality oil I tell you! Why doesn't anybody believe me?'

"Mom says if life gives you lemons...go out and make a few bucks!"

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

Chairman with a hammer on a stick.

How's business?

BUSINESS PRESCHOOL

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

'They make a deal out of promoting someone around here.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'I couldn't decide between business or government so I became a lobbyist.'

'Perhaps we're encouraging too much risk.'

"Your lease is up" threatening letter.

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'one of our major contributors suggested we add a Scared Straight program to our MBA curriculum.'

"Remember all those 401k contributions we matched? Well, now we need a favor."

'Kids are too sophisticated these days.'

"Tom, young Mr. Moncure here is that Harvard M.B.A. I was telling you about who has a keen sense of depreciation."

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

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