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'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'I've arranged for you to talk to one of our managers. Do you speak Sanskrit?'

'The american dream is alive and well but it's playing out offshore.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

The Rubber Ball Company

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

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Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"Looks like charity is the transfer of money from poor people in rich counties to rich people in poor countries."

"How can our Russian affiliate be losing money? I thought that country was out of the red."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

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