Global Market Enthusiast T-Shirts

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

'We are not going to catch up with China or India like that - are we Murgatroyd?'

'Well, to be fair about it, the Chinese never PROMISED that they wouldn't adopt free market reforms.'

'It may be night here, but I'm day trading in Australia.'

Foreign Markets with Big Barriers

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Made in China

European currency on the edge.

World Economic Crisis.

Why markets crash.

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'Based on your travels, what would you say is the greatest potential downside, if any, to investing in the Upper Amazon?'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

Economy.

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Italy just bought France."

Building a better America - Financing by The Bank of China.

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Money down the drain.

Wall Street Investing.