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'And to think, it all started with a butterfly just flapping its wings in China.'

'Our study shows that good old American 'know how' now consists of getting tech support from India, buying cars from Japan, and clothes from China.'

'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'

"I think he's going to be sick!"

US Imports and Exports

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'Today the stock market was moribund, as growth equities sputtered and bonds dipped due to the inverted yield curve. I'd translate that into layman's terms...but they don't pay me enough.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Business is off the chart.

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

'Stand back! All he needs is an injection of long-term capital.'

"Tariffs"

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

Business News.

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Sell South Africa!'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

A collective sigh of relief.

"International trade"

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

The early days of Warren Buffett.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'