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"International trade"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"Tariffs"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Cheap Labour Countries.

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

'Tell them there'll be no retaliation, then check with the chiefs of staff, the media and our major allies what leeway we have in the adapted dissuasion department.'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

'I move we go on record for fewer imports here and more imports there!'

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff."

How Climate Change Works

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

'It's worse than outsourcing. Instead of hiring foreign labor, they got bought out by foreign management.'

The Tobin Tax.

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

'US stocks dropped on news of more people buying cheap goods from China...'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

Worldcom falling on Atlas.

'I'm afraid, Mr.Siimkins, that you have been badly advised - Birmingham is NOT a tax haven. . .'

'Today could well be the day...the day on which the world leaders turn to me to solve their problems...they might just leave it till tomorrow.'

Christine Lagarde - IMF

'After a hectic day of trading, some of our traders need to decompress.'

Where has he been so long?

'Take us to your leader. We want to discuss outsourcing possibilities.'

US dependence on China

'If I expand your products into Europe I want a defined pension plan.'