Global Business Guru T-Shirts

"This building has been sold. If we have any questions regarding repairs or painting, we should call our new landlord, Namaguchi Reality. In Tokyo."

'If I expand your products into Europe I want a defined pension plan.'

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

'You could be a constant inspiration for us to come up with a plan to get a leg up on our competition...you're hired!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"So, we look to the fourth quarter as a time of healing."

The MBA Draft

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'The good news is, we did as well as expected last quarter. The bad news is, we didn't expect to do too well.'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Career opportunities

"Uh-Oh..."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Early Business Planning

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"Not bad, considering no one knows exactly what we produce or sell here."

'It's not surprising. The production department is in Spain, the warehouse is in Korea, the accounting division is in Bolivia, the board of directors is in Canada.'

"I think you might need to start again."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

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'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"Tariffs"

'The company's in great shape financially. Hey, a bent but still usable staple!'

Multimedia-Conglomerate-Tasking

"It's a jungle out there... and I hear you're an expert."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

'...your hindsight on this project was far more accurate than his foresight.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"It's going to require a great deal of money."