Global Market Thinker T-Shirts

City Hardware: 'I'm trying to buy American, but EVERYTHING is made in China!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Nation-building never works."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Employee won't think about work outside of box

"Gee, thanks pal."

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'

"You're a genius, Shaw. This is an idea whose copyright has expired."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

US v.s. Tech Giants

Target your customer.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

'Our job will be to drag the competition down to our level.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

Slavery Reparations

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

EU and India partnership.

'Ask yourself, 'What is it I'm not doing?', and then ask yourself, 'What is it I'm doing too much?'.'

Population rocket

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

"If we can't find the way forward, let's find the way back."

'I'd put it on the back burner, but the stove's been repossessed.'

Citizen of the world.

'Competition is good...unless it's too good.'

"A little required reading before your G7 summit."

Myanmar coup

"Good question: When can you see your families?"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'As you know, Wilson, our CEO screwed up big time, so he was fired and gets a big bonus. But because of his mistakes, you just get fired.'