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"Now we'll all close our eyes and cover our ears, and the person who took the four hundred and twenty-eight million dollars will put it back."

"I Envy you Hayward. I'm a nobody but you're a 'has been'."

"Gentlemen, this has materially changed the way we grease palms."

Rake business has two boxes: 'Whack' and 'Out of Whack'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

The little engine that could delegate.

'I'm still employed, but to save on utility costs, they offshored me.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

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"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

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"Here comes our first V.P., Mrs. Byers, now. Mrs. Byers is results-oriented."

"You have no idea how political this place is."

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."

"Then, at 3:45, you usher in a whole new era. I brought your flashlight."

'Reinvent yourself. You write off the whole thing as a business expense!'

"Success is buying your experience cheap and selling at a profit."

Before The Merger.

"O.K. Will somebody please bring me up to date?"

"How dare you accuse me of running this company into the ground!"

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"What are the prevailing winds?"

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