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"I have served on various boards of directors, and I am a longstanding member of the organization Businessmen Without Boundaries."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

The little engine that could delegate.

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"I love fast break business success."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

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"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

Intelligent dog.

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"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

"You have no idea how political this place is."

"I made a straightforward proposal, Moira, and all I ask is a linear response."

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

And the third quarter projection

'A tax audit? I out sourced my books, records and book keeping to India months ago.'

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

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