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'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Employee Recognition Program

"Quick, get me an ambulance and some Wite-Out."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

"Can you keep a secret, Fred? The truth is, I've never had a clue what curve it is I'm supposed to stay ahead of!"

'What the hell is a win-win situation?'

'I'm going to make this short...'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'Madoffoly'- a game no one can afford to play!

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'Anything looming on the horizon?'

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

'Turn up the air conditioning. Panting always puts us at a disadvantage during negotiations.'

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Before The Merger.

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

'Have you been enjoying your buyout?'

"It's our shareholders... They've lost that lovin' feeling."

'Take the rest of the day off, Norris.'

'So, it's agreed: You scare people away from the water hole and we'll share the profits on the bottled water sales...'

The Tax Test

"Bring me some little people."

"Yes, it's true. I've been selling to someone else."

"Dear, it's the financial news. Seat belts fastened, seat backs in upright position."

"Whose hair-brained idea was this?!"

"Sir, here is your speech for the shareholders' meeting..."

"As Captain Capitalist, I only use my super powers for good. Good short term profits, obviously."

"Good morning Mr. Spencer - I am your Small Business Advisor..."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

"How dare you accuse me of running this company into the ground!"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, NOW HIRING, 'Okay, you're hired -- now, I want you to forget everything you learned in pre-school.'

'Extreme Make Over.'

The business shrank, but I got bigger.

'This economic report is real scary.'

"The take over has been completed... they are now working on the sell out."