Enterprise Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Walk softly and carry a twenty million dollar credit line from Chase.'

Growing a business....

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

The Rubber Ball Company

'The shareholders have voted you off the board. We don't feel you're tough enough. On the bright side, you've won this year's Miss Congeniality award.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

"I love fast break business success."

Decision Making Block

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

Subordinate Employee

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

The little engine that delegated

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

Leadership Training

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

'I preferred her in the margarine commercial.'

365 Lemonade Stand

"All that's left is inventing something insanely popular!"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"