Free Enterprise Enthusiast T-Shirts

Complied With All Government Regulations

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Squeezing the Free Press.

The Rubber Ball Company

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I'll go to my room and do my homework, but I want time and a half."

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

UNFADED GLORY

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

Decision Making Block

'When will I be old enough to have my own people?'

"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Choose two."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

The Idea of America.

'Since we downsized the board of directors profits are up 300 percent.'

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Growing a business....

'I can't afford to absorb the overhead anymore!'

Intelligent dog.

"Yes very good, but when I say I need to see your business model before agreeing any loan, I mean your strategy."

The Little Banker Bonus Pack

'It saves me the trouble of constantly asking myself 'What's my motivation?''

"Sorry, but if we hire someone like you, you'll quit in six months and start a rival company!"

"Dictators of the world - you better do your maths!"