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'I know the economy is in bad shape, but I need to downsize, Dad.'

Man outselling his competitor on street corner.

'You're in great shape! You've got years of hostile take-overs ahead of you.'

"Why didn't I think of that?"

Decision Making Block

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"What's a patent?"

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

'Can our software do that?'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Eureka!

The Rubber Ball Company

"Is it just a scary coincidence that the words 'changes' and 'unknown' both have 7 letters?"

Creative department

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Early cyborg.

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

"It's o.k., come on out."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Bernstein's got himself a driverless club

"I think it's about time you started thinking outside of the box Harold."

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

'Yes, sir, what can I do for you?'

Patent Attorney (invisible man)

"Here at Global Com we're looking for people can 'think outside of the box'..."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'