Company Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Unionizing is working great - production, sales, profits are way up! And our softball team is # one!'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

The MBA Draft

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

"At this office no two days are different."

"We have an acronym!"

The Rubber Ball Company

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Parade of Businessmen

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'We've re-branded.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I think you might need to start again."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I love fast break business success."

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

'We need to schedule a few impromptu meetings...'