Company Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Unionizing is working great - production, sales, profits are way up! And our softball team is # one!'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

"I was just going to say, 'Well, I don't make the rules.' But, of course, I do make the rules."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

The MBA Draft

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

The Rubber Ball Company

"At this office no two days are different."

"We have an acronym!"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Parade of Businessmen

"Security? There's a goddam tree in my office."

'We've re-branded.'

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

"I think you might need to start again."

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

"I love fast break business success."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"The scowl might just be what this place needs."

"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"We don't have an exercise room here. You'll stay in shape by climbing the ladder, jumping through hoops, toeing the line..."

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

Dave realised that Clive didn't see problems,only 'challenges to be embraced'.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."

"Already sold your soul to the company? Listen, I'll have my people talk to their people."

"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'