Business Adventurers Pillows

Self-employed.

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"The shareholders were planning to finance your trip to space until they learned that you were expected to return."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Profit

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The Rubber Ball Company

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

The Salesman

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

"If I seem excited, Mr. Bolling, it's only because I know that I can make you a very rich man."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

"I love fast break business success."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"What's your occupation?"

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'I became successful when my dreams changed from the Cary Grants of the world to federal grants.'

Office Park

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'