Office Adventurers Pillows

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Business-Class.

The Corporate Rat.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"Believe me, you're going to need this string to return from the cubicle maze."

"Don't hesitate to tell me if you feel overwhelmed."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Lemonade Inc.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Busy office.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

You are here.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

Free Range Employees.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

401K

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"