Office Adventurers Mugs

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Business-Class.

The Corporate Rat.

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"Believe me, you're going to need this string to return from the cubicle maze."

"Don't hesitate to tell me if you feel overwhelmed."

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

You are here.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

401K

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Whack, Out of Whack.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park