Office Adventures Enthusiast Mugs

"It's either "Bring your kid to work" day or it's "Drop of handbag in kindergarten" day today?"

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I'm sorry, but we're looking for someone who's more likely to be followed than following."

Lemonade Inc.

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Of course you can resign Ferguson. How would you like to buy back your freedom? Cash, credit card or easy payments?"

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

Busy office.

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

You are here.

Workaholic's Hoilday Appartment

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

Free Range Employees.

(No caption. Signs on file cabinets drawers read, "Files Saved to Hard Drive," "Files Saved to Disk," "Files Saved to Traveldrive," "Trash.")

"Why, if it isn't Henshaw caught in the Overtime Warp again."

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"On reflection i think i could have coped with just 340' feedback."

Man on beach blowing up an inflatable office.

Responsibility and duties

401K

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"Hoora! I made it through another day!"

"Two boys from legal to see you."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

'It's my spare tire. Why do you ask?'

The Corporate Rat.

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Office Park