Office Adventure Seeker Mugs

"And what can the Joint Chiefs of Staff do for you today, little girl?"

"Line one is on line two..."

Official in flooded office says: 'A decision on lifting the hosepipe ban will be made in due course.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

'Foster's here, regarding his raise sir. Shall I have him crawl in now, or let him sweat a while?'

Free Range Employees.

Responsibility and duties

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"

Office Park

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

Whack, Out of Whack.

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

The Corporate Rat.

Business-Class.

John couldn't help but think that his team had a different perspective on the event than he did...

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

"it appears I'm being relocated"

"Let it go. You have to learn to pick your battles."

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"I see you've come a long way, Perkins."

"It's a jungle out there. You'll love it."

'The small sword? That's for internships.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"The new boss might seem severe, but he won't bite your head off!"

Careerist

"Is that you, or am I experiencing Artificial Reality?"

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment