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'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Y'know, I don't know what I'd do without her, but I'd sure like to find out."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"I'll have to put you on hold. I have a bite on the other line."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

The boss is truly a courageous risk-taker. Only he tasted the salmon mousse at last year's company picnic.

Big desks take time.

"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

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"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

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"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Make sure that those 'Ideas whose time has come', get launched today.'

Do you think I have a problem delegating?

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

He had finally made it to the mountaintop.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

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"Now remember, if he says 'hop', you say, 'how high'."

'My startup could really use a pioneer type like you.'

"Sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much, and I have to close my eyes and hide...in a sports bar with Andrew and Phil."

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