Organizational Adventurer T-Shirts

"Aren't you forgetting something?"

Let's get organized

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

Trays on desk read, 'Here', 'There' and, 'Neither here nor there.'

Organization is not rocket science!

Maybe clean out your wallet

The number one injury in today's workplace: severe bends caused by repeated exposure to deep-dive presentations.

"Uh-Oh..."

"(Huff) Here's (huff) your (huff) tea (huff... huff... huff... huff...)" "I will almost certainly regret asking you this, but what on earth are you doing, you cretin?" "All (huff) across America, (huff) office workers are ditching (huff) their desks and walking (huff) on treadmills while they work." "Can I get some water?" "Coming right up." "Good thing I wore my tripping shoes."

Five doors: Push, Pull, Up High, Down Low, Too Slow.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

You are here.

'He's been brought in to save the company.'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

"We've developed a five year plan that includes ample provisions for another five year plan if this one doesn't work."

Creative Baby.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"What's your occupation?"

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Catalogue of little books.

Free Range Employees.

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Responsibility and duties

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats!"