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"I like Take Your Child To Work Day. It's the only time I can get away with turning my cubicle into a fort."

Profit

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Creative Baby.

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."