Creative Corporate Adventurer Gifts

"I like Take Your Child To Work Day. It's the only time I can get away with turning my cubicle into a fort."

Profit

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

The trend toward less formal offices began to gain steam.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Ever feel like you've walked into a corporate lion's den?'

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"I'd heard that Farnsworth had a difficult secretary to get past."

Creative Baby.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'In the interest of spending more time with my children, I've put Bobby and Emily in charge of corporate strategy.'

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

The token incompetent: "Hey - don't ask me."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You're just buying time, Peterson! I want those figures on my desk by tomorrow!"

"I'm a retriever but I prefer 'Go-Getter'."