Creative Adventurer Gifts

Flowchart of an idea.

"It's a photo release form. I'm not signing this."

Creative Baby.

A woman knits from a globe.

Writer Crisis

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Alien David statue

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

"How do you say ‘Where is the bathroom’ in Sanskrit?"

Face painting by numbers.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Imagination Navigation.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Shoot For The Moon

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

Tiger Costume

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"What's your occupation?"