Artistic Adventurers Gifts

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Bismark Ballet School

'What's on the other side?...'

Caution: Perspective malfunction ahead

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Projectile painting.'

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Kid doing cave paintings

The Rise of Modern Art

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Creative Baby.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Shakespeare Quote

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Mammoth Posing