Artsy Adventurer Gifts

"How much is that Doge in the window?"

How scrapbookers see progress. ('I've been scrapbooking for ten years and I've got two pages done already!' 'Wow, you're fast!')

2019 Chinese New Year of the Pig

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Painter.

Guitarist

Billie Eilish caricature

Orpheus and Eurydice

Don Quichotte

Decorating the Great Wall of China.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

Carrying a shadow.

"What are you in for?" "Tagging."

"Gesundheit."

The hazards of living with an Avant-garde artist.

'I said cool it with the interpretive dance, Ben,'

Art Gallery: All my own work.

"Could you keep still?"

Young affection

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Veggie Coffee House. Oh, no, another beet poet.

School of Art & Design & Little Crafty Projects. We're looking to increase our enrollment.

It's hard being in a coloring book. People color outside the lines, make bizarre choices and you never know what's happening. What do you mean? They aren't talking about telling you what's going on when they say "Let me fill you in."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Face painting by numbers.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Projectile painting.'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."