Artsy Explorers Gifts

Shakespeare Quote

'Projectile painting.'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

The Desert Island Package

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

'What's on the other side?...'

Odd Mortarboards.

Maria Sibylla Merian

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'