Artistic Explorers Gifts

Summer Camp. When the counselor said we'd do finger painting today, I was expecting nail polish.

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'It's a call from Tate Modern.'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

The Artist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Projectile painting.'

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Ruddy bloggers!

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Cossack dancers

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Imagine

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Shakespeare Quote

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."