Modern Art Explorers Gifts

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'Projectile painting.'

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

The Rise of Modern Art

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

The Cremaster Cycle

'I'm going to add to the confusion. I'm going to sign my name upside-down.'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

Imagine

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'What do you suppose he's trying to say?'

"By 'genius' do they mean the artist or the marketing department?"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Shakespeare Quote

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"