Modern Art Explorer Gifts

"But is it content?"

'... And this is Picasso's: The bad plastic surgeon. '

The Big Picture

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'Sir, that's the burglar alarm.'

"Great! Awesome! This is true art!!"

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"This one's called 'unpaid electric bills'."

Man in gallery: painting with mobile phone has charger plugged into it.

'This one is called Fruit Concentrate.'

"George, I don't know how you're going to take this, but I've grown tired of modern."

Cover story: Picasso

Man in art gallery looking at mouse hole with small pictures also hanging on wall.

Ha, Ha, Ha!

'So colour is this artist's vocabulary huh! Well his language is to colourful for me!'

I don't know anything about art and I I don't know what I like phobia: 'This artist was a very serious practicioner of his craft. On the other hand, he took a rather light-hearted view of the world.'

"What a load of crap"

'Ah-choo.' - 'Guggenheim.'

The Intersection of Art and Commerce, 2 Miles Ahead

Tracey Emin: My Bed.

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

"I like this one."

'Well, if you want my husband's candid opinion...'

"I can't give you a reason for what I do or a logical explanation as to what I do: I'm an artist..."

Don't get it? Read this.

"Satire? Just a joke? No, my dear! You have perfectly presented the modern definition of the term 'Art'!"

Dave :)

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Art Gallery: 'I am looking for something my kid couldn't have made.'

Alice Steddemminger With "Stig""Disparate imagery provides the opportunistic appropriationist a surrogate subconscious from which to draw an iconography dripping with that ambiguity thing."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"It must be pouring outside."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

Abstract portrait art.

There's no need to disrobe anymore --- I have a full-body scanner now.