Contemporary Art Explorer Gifts

Exit sign wins first prize at an art gallery.

'It's the only piece here that I can understand. I don't care if it's the museum directory.'

"It's almost as if you can get lost in it, Timmy. Timmy?"

Art Supplies - Bad taste by numbers

'Of course this makes your old masters al look now so very contrived.'

Antony Gormley Exhibition.

Art Intimidates Art.

"Blank Canvas, White on White, Snow, Artist's Block....I don't know how he gets away with it!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

The Rise of Modern Art

Convenience.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Maria Sibylla Merian

Mammoth Posing

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

"I can write, but I can't draw."

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

"My kid could have done that with AI."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Antiques