Art Exhibition Explorer Gifts

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Mariana in the Moated Grange - Commercialism in Art

"This one's called. Make Me An Offer."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

Tactile Art.

Bird in Flight.

Beatrix Potter Exhibition.

Gallery of Modern Art

"The museum has paid 798,957 -Euro for this masterpiece. It's called 'doodle from a guy who can't draw'."

"It's a MAGNIFICENT example of the visualisation of NEGATIVITY. The way the artist has captured the concept of 'nothingness' of..."

"Just how long have you been coming to these Picasso exhibitions?"

"With apologies. . ? I'd have put: 'You know where you can stick it!'"

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Party Animals.

"Well....I could've done this!"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Painting taking root...

Candle Portraits.

It's a call from Tate modern.

Kid doing cave paintings

Convenience.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Picasso: The Early Years

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

Creation of Red Wine

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The Cremaster Cycle

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'