Art Exhibit Explorer Gifts

Slant On Art

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Party Animals.

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Candle Portraits.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Trade Show Sherpas

Convenience.

Kid doing cave paintings

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

Creation of Red Wine

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"It's a great work!"

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Mammoth Posing

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Cover story: Picasso

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"I can write, but I can't draw."