Art Exhibit Explorer Gifts

Slant On Art

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Party Animals.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Well....I could've done this!"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

Candle Portraits.

Convenience.

Trade Show Sherpas

Kid doing cave paintings

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

The Rise of Modern Art

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Rodin's Browser

Creation of Red Wine

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The Cremaster Cycle

'Sophie has discovered Gehry.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Mammoth Posing

"It's a great work!"

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

Maria Sibylla Merian

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"I can write, but I can't draw."

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."