Exhibit Explorers Gifts

"I hope it's not contagious."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Party Animals.

The Rise of Modern Art

Trade Show Sherpas

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"It's a great work!"

'Welcome to digital - you now have more of what you didn't want than you ever thought possible!'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

Haunted museum

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'Mummy' clocking into to work

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Science fair judge sees flower pot broken on floor near sign saying 'gravity'.

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

Watching TV around the world

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. IV. - Wonderful objects.

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. X. - A delicate attention.

Mrs. Jarley at the pay-place

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"Five million channels! This is heaven indeed!"

"The catalogue's no help, it just says 'we haven't a clue either'."