Exhibit Adventurer Gifts

'Mummy' clocking into to work

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Party Animals.

Culture Saturday

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Trade Show Sherpas

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

The Rise of Modern Art

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

'What's on the other side?...'

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

"My mommy suggested I try a different advertising approach."

"It's a great work!"

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

After three days the curator decided it was probably upside down.

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

Haunted museum

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

"Have we looked as though we know what it is, for long enough yet?"

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'I didn't choose art. Art chose me!'

Visitor at an art exhibiton admiring a gallery notice.

'I can't tell the kitch from the schlock any more.'

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'