Art Gallery Adventurer Gifts

'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.

I may not know much about art, but I know where the Gents is...

Madonna of the Pukes.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

"I think he was a celebrity."

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

Rodin's Browser

Jackson Pollock Studio

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

The Cremaster Cycle

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

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Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Farmer's Market.

Odd Mortarboards.

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."