Art Studio Adventurer Gifts

Jackson Pollock Studio

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Gesundheit."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

'What's on the other side?...'

Odd Mortarboards.

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

I will not write on walls. I will not write on walls...

'I've started a blog.'

Sign on wall of spacious empty hall of museum: 'Air & Space Exhibit'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.