Art Adventurer Gifts

The plein air painters of Kansas

Happy Accidents. . . Call Bob Ross Today

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Street map showing the Mondrian Museum

I have three tubes of acrylic, royal blue, sovereign gold and regal red.

Christo's greatest challenge.

Artists paints a brick wall which then falls on him.

An artist painting on a clifftop leans into high winds.

Mondrian's Maze

Cave painting by numbers

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

"I'm sure it's a forgery."

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

"Believe me, this guy is the next superstar of painting. He bows to the conservatives, the lefties, the environmentalists, to all religions, to the atheists, the meat eaters, the vegans..."

"It goes so much faster with this."

Pollock, The Ride

Heart Attack Painting

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Culture Saturday

Painting.

"I don't know art, but I know what I like."

"The artist, in the main, painted ships although he did go through a brief 'toilet' phase..."

"Dang!"

Artist painting a lightening bolt that is about to strike him.

'My agent said that a title like 'The Condition of my Soul in the Face of the Misery on Earth' would sell better than 'Smashed Fly on Canvas'.'

Victorian photographer welcomes artists to his studio (du Maurier, Whistler, T.R. Lamont).

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

Action collaging

Mortkey, want to go to a museum? You? A museum? There's an iPod museum? Very funny. It's an art museum. I thought we could go together. Sounds like a worthy outing. But it's a trap. Rudy actually is tricking Mortkey into getting into the car so he can drive the condescending little monkey to ... Obedience school?! Gotcha.

That's my special effects guy.

I've heard it said that art is a journey, Al. Where does it lead? The poorhouse.

A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

"I've never actually seen a rhinoceros."

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."