Artful Adventurer Gifts

Colours

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Face painting by numbers.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

The Rise of Modern Art

Kid doing cave paintings

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Creative Baby.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"