Artful Adventurer Pillows

Colours

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

The Rise of Modern Art

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Kid doing cave paintings

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Origami horse leaping out of a book about origami

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Creative Baby.

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Mammoth Posing