Artful Explorer Pillows

"He moved to Berlin to pursue something creative he would be bad at here."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Torn paper dinosaur

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

'Projectile painting.'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Kid doing cave paintings

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Imagine

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Shakespeare Quote

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Prehistoric Modern Art