Artful Explorer Pillows

"He moved to Berlin to pursue something creative he would be bad at here."

'He passed on the climbing wall but had a go at the glass-blowing.'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Torn paper dinosaur

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Face painting by numbers.

'Projectile painting.'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Kid doing cave paintings

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

The stages of gentrification: a guide

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Imagine

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Do you suppose this is art or science?

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

Shakespeare Quote

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.