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Shakespeare Quote

'Projectile painting.'

Guitarist

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Face painting by numbers.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'I don't like the sound of the engine.'

Kid doing cave paintings

"Your imagination is running wild. That's not a tiny drone sent to spy on us. That's just a fly."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

The Desert Island Package

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

Odd Mortarboards.

"No Arts or Music, no salt in the food and now this. It feels almost like they don't want us to show up anymore."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Farmer's Market.

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Gesundheit."